Ah, Murder Fish Gnomes. They crawled out the darkest crevices of the Discord to make my life… unpleasant.

Not dangerous, or a living hell, as that would be beyond their (rather limited) intellectual and conceptual understanding, but just enough to be obnoxious, annoying, unpleasant, violent reminders of what can crawl out of the noisome dark crevices we do not pay close attention to… These noisome little creations of Discord have been a pain in the &@#! a source of irritation since they were conceived. Remarkably durable and obnoxiously difficult to exterminate they have been propagating like a… like a fungus, infecting everything they touch despite my best efforts to exterminate them.

Even now, if i am not vigilant, they threaten to infect the holy light of lore cannon, laying siege to it with their numberless hordes and dogged determination to … not … go… away. But we will succeed! No insignificant creation dragged forth from the murky depths of the Ethernet shall ever succeed in infecting the holy light of creation! But we have caught and boxed some of the little blighters so that you poor clueless souls who enjoy their obnoxious existence can come to regret you foolish decisions:

Behold!The Founder’s Revenge! The Mother *@^#!@# Gnomes!!!! Oh wait. sales has demanded we rebrand… uh… BEHOLD! The Founders Revenge: THE MFG’s!